:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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