Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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