dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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