And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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