the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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