I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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