so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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