Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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