This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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