Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
