why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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