: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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