I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
