sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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