dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
the raccoons are back...
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