Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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