she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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