nutella sex= disaster
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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