I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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