yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Randomize
