she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
try to milk me bitch
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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