Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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