You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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