whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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