you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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