Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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