Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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