so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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