Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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