I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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