Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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