"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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