i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
false alarm. still invincible.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I need to calm my uterus...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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