I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
