i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
