Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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