i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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