About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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