if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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