Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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