Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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