He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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