She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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