I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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