I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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