How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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