I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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