Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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