when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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