please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just pynch a tree in the face
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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