While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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