Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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